Carly Quaglio (displayed as ‘carly’) and Katie Sensabaugh (displayed as ‘me’), bitch it out about guys who find someway or another to add an extra touch of humiliation on an already embarrassing moment. Why do they always have to do that?!
me: hey carly!
carly: Hey katie, what’s up?
me: just studying in the library..blah
carly: that’s finals week for you…except i’m at home
me: yeah..I wish I was..but the new puppy is SO distracting and there’s a cute guy who works here so it’s not too bad he’s your type
carly: oh yeah? i wonder what his name is. SO listen to what happened to me the other day
me: k. I need a break from studying anyway
carly: I went for a run and i was waiting at one of the intersections near campus. near forest hills actually. you know, minding my business waiting for the pedestrian signal to change so i can safely cross right?
me: yeah, got it got it
me: (equivalent to head nods)
carly: okay so these two guys are in this big suv, they have their windows down and they’re being goofy and BLASTING this music and rapping and dancing to it and just generally being obnoxious. so they start looking at me at rapping to me and doing all these goofy dance moves towards me when their light turns green
me: that’s awkward
carly: everyone behind them is honking and yelling but they can’t hear anything because they have their music too loud and are harrassing me. so finally seeing the people behind them, I gesture to them that the light is green and they should go (usually a nice thing to do)
me: sounds nice
carly: as I do this we make eye contact, and they see they were holding everyone up. naturally, being the HUMAN that I am I see the guy move his hand up (assuming to wave or give a sign of thanks) so simultaneously I give him a thumbs up
carly: only to find that he gives me the middle finger, screams “BITCH!!!” and drives off with his friend
me: what?! that’s so obnoxious. seriously that pisses me off
carly: isn’t that so rude? I mean i was just trying to help him out
me: were they college students?
carly: yes, definitely. i don’t wanna say they had a frat vibe to them because that’s stereotyping…but they had a frat vibe to them
me: ugh. that’s disgusting. you should write a dart to them. or a letter to the editor. seriously, that’s ridiculous
carly: i know there was so much going on in my head. it’s like they felt they had to publicly humiliate me just because i corrected them. ”corrected.” all i was trying to do was help